Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Dreams

When I am pregnant I have the strangest dreams, and I have heard other people say the same thing. All I know is that on any given night I wake up in the middle of the night screaming, laughing, crying, you name it. Well I thought I'd share a few of my favorites from the past couple of weeks. Enjoy.

Dream #1: We are in the waiting room at my doctor's office waiting to get an ultrasound to tell us if we're having a boy or a girl. The receptionist hands Jason a hospital gown and tells him to undress and to put it on and we can get started with the ultrasound. He does and then they tell him to sit on the bed and put his feet up in stirrups...this is all in the waiting room with other people around, mind you. Yet neither of us think it is in the least bit strange. The technician starts giving him the ultrasound and Jason falls asleep. I get really mad and keep shaking him, telling him to wake up or else they can't tell us what we're having. He finally wakes up and the tech says "It's a boy!" and we look up at the screen and there is a huge scary cartoon boy waving at us. I woke up really disturbed.

Dream #2: I go into labor and it progresses really quickly. Jason is stuck taking a final at school, so I go to the hospital by myself. Minutes later, I am in a room that is completely dark except for a huge bright spotlight on me. I give birth to a baby girl who is 7 pounds 19 ounces (I realize that means she is 8 pounds 3 ounces, but in my dream she was 7 lbs. 19 oz) and 22.5 inches long. We name her Haley (sister's name). Very strange.

Dream #3: I decide to get a tattoo down my inner thigh of all of the different versions of Mickey Mouse through the ages. It is literally huge and literally on my inner thigh. I keep thinking it is okay because no one will see it, but Jason ends up seeing it and gets really mad at me. He just keeps asking, over and over "Mickey Mouse??" I thought it was such a good idea in my dream. =)

Anyone want to tell me what these mean?

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